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Published in Hello, Love

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Competitive Dog Rescue, a New York City Love Story

This could only happen in New York. — Cutthroat as you may think New Yorker’s are, there’s one arena where their ambitions are at their most exaggerated. Dog adoption. When I landed there in 2007, fresh on the heels of divorce, I had no idea competitive dog rescue was a thing. And god help me if I ever…

Dog Rescue

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Competitive Dog Rescue, a New York City Love Story
Competitive Dog Rescue, a New York City Love Story
Dog Rescue

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Published in Unpopular Opinions

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The Latest Bullshit Female Wellness Narrative Is Here — Thanks, Femtech!

And this is how they’re selling it As someone who had two screws the size of my HAND drilled into my knee to “heal” a broken bone—and then spent two years trying to get it out and only prevailed thanks to a separate procedure—I am all about healthcare research that takes into account the needs of actual…

Femtech

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The Latest Bullshit Female Wellness Narrative Is Here — Thanks, Femtech!
The Latest Bullshit Female Wellness Narrative Is Here — Thanks, Femtech!
Femtech

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Published in An Injustice!

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The Cruelty Of Unwanted Children And Forced Incubation

How insulated must someone be to believe babies are being saved? — The Supreme Court is finally poised to overturn Roe v. Wade, the law that gave women the right to healthcare without undue governmental restriction. One of the Court’s the most widely-contested decisions, I’ve never understood the arguments. Just how is it that Republicans can love this particular governance—enforcing motherhood—and have…

Culture

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The Cruelty Of Unwanted Children And Forced Incubation
The Cruelty Of Unwanted Children And Forced Incubation
Culture

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The Dinner That Changed My View Of Addiction

And my friend had no idea. Dry January Addiction Chronicles, Part 1. My friend Mara and I were huddled over menus in an East Village Thai place barely wider than a doorway, deep in conversation about an ex of hers that pre-dated our friendship. She’d just returned from visiting him at a state-run hospital in New Jersey, where he’d been diagnosed with…

Addiction

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The Dinner That Changed My View Of Addiction
The Dinner That Changed My View Of Addiction
Addiction

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Published in The Memoirist

·3 days ago

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued Over A Ski Accident And I Have Feelings

There are rules when it comes to skiing. A lot of them are stupid. — My life changed on a Vancouver ski slope on the last day of 2019 after a snowboarder’s careless pass necessitated driving two palm-sized screws into my knee. I went from being a yoga teacher who rode her bike everywhere to finding child’s pose out of reach. In 2016, on a…

Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued Over A Ski Accident And I Have Feelings
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued Over A Ski Accident And I Have Feelings
Gwyneth Paltrow

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Published in Black Bear

·Mar 11

Nan Goldin’s New Documentary Reveals How We Got Into This Beautiful Terrible Mess Of Addiction

And maybe how we’ll escape it, though the movie is about so much more than the opioid epidemic. But for the record, #$%! the Sacklers — 1981-1986. The Age Preceding Recovery. We were like a Wes Andersen cast before Wes Andersen was a thing. We were clove cigarettes and rubber bracelets and safety pins in our ears. Pointy-toed boots and thrift-store dresses. Arch haircuts and colors we gave each other.

Oscars 2023

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Nan Goldin’s New Documentary Reveals How We Got Into This Beautiful Terrible Mess Of Addiction
Nan Goldin’s New Documentary Reveals How We Got Into This Beautiful Terrible Mess Of Addiction
Oscars 2023

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Published in An Injustice!

·Mar 7

Don Lemon’s Sexist Comments Remind Me How the Pandemic Turned Us Into A Conservative’s Wet Dream

When unapologetic feminist Amy Schumer started a cooking show, I wondered. Had we entered The Age of Apocalypse Housewifery? Then came Don Lemon, just in time for Women’s History Month. — We all saw it happen. The pandemic came, and in the name of freedom, a vast swath of conservatives wanted to rip off their masks and pooh-pooh vaccines. Of course that desire was not strictly among conservatives, and #notallconservatives, but generally speaking, if such protestors voted at all, they most…

Womens History Month

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Don Lemon’s Sexist Comments Remind Me How the Pandemic Turned Us Into A Conservative’s Wet Dream
Don Lemon’s Sexist Comments Remind Me How the Pandemic Turned Us Into A Conservative’s Wet Dream
Womens History Month

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Published in Better Humans

·Feb 18

How Your Inner Storyteller Shapes Your Life, The Science

If You Don’t Tell Your Story, Someone Else Will Tell It For You — As a born skeptic raised in wellness culture — my parents owned a gym and I loved nothing more than poking holes in the MLM Herbalife of it all—I never have been able to dismiss all things woo. Yes, meditation can be de-stressing. Yoga is therapeutic. And our thoughts have…

Psychology

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How Your Inner Storyteller Shapes Your Life, The Science
How Your Inner Storyteller Shapes Your Life, The Science
Psychology

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Published in Age of Empathy

·Jan 31

That Time I Got Locked in the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s Ashram

Searching for the meaning of life in Northern India’s Rishikesh —

Life Lessons

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That Time I Got Locked in the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s Ashram
That Time I Got Locked in the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s Ashram
Life Lessons

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Published in An Injustice!

·Jan 23

Ron DeSantis Is Coming For Your Child’s Education

And it’s working — If you follow my writing here, you may have noticed I haven’t been writing about politics. This isn’t because there’s nothing to say about the shitshow that is our current political landscape, but because during the holiday season, my schedule goes berserk. When I have time to sit and write…

Culture

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Ron DeSantis Is Coming For Your Child’s Education
Ron DeSantis Is Coming For Your Child’s Education
Culture

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Award-winning screenwriter & best-selling author | GenXer | Open-minded skeptic committed to women’s rights | LLKirchner.com

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