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…u just want to know why your fuzzy slippers with dogs haven’t arrived yet (or is this just me?) and they want to spend five minutes on a script written by a psychopath, telling you how sorry they are, and that they are deeply committed to helping you, while minutes of your life just float by.
Adeline Dimond
L.L. Kirchner
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I write entertaining stories that sneak up on you. FLORIDA GIRLS, about a troupe of swimsuit models on a war bond tour who take on the Tampa mafia, is out now.
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