Dear White Lady Who Wrote A Letter to Vladimir Putin

I’m Sorry I Was Not YOUR Mother

Actual still from the thirstiest Tweet I’ve ever seen.

For reasons I can’t begin to fathom, the woman pictured above took it upon herself to write a poem in epistolary form to Vladimir Putin. Here’s the gist: in rhyming verse, this beige apartment dweller and unlikely parent pens an imaginary letter, apologizing to Vlad that she did not birth him. Had he been so lucky, she…