If You Remember Watching ‘Fight Club’ In A Movie Theater, You’re Probably Still On Twitter

Watching the implosion of Twitter is the moment Gen X has been waiting for since 1999.

Our first view of Brad Pitt’s abs. We haven’t looked away since.

Remember going to movie theaters when even the legit ones had sticky floors and creaky seats? They reeked of stale popcorn coated in fresh butter-flavored oil.